Give me back my 1 week!I could have read something far more interesting, like my DVD manual.
I had such high hopes for your books. Because of the constant promotion at Borders (and this was even before the movie started being promoted), the stylish book covers (because I always judge a book by its cover) and the vampire theme (vampires! Sold!), I thought I'd give it a go. After all, so many people can't be wrong, right?
My question should have been "so many teenage girls can't be wrong, right?", because the answer is "yes, horribly, horribly wrong".
I can never read another vampire novel again without shuddering. Whenever I see people reading Twilight, I automatically want to yell at them. I get the urge to march up to people browsing the Twilight books at Borders and warn them off.
I've read some pretty bad books in my time, but Twilight takes the cake. I think it takes teh cake most because for some inexplicable reason people love it. At least most trashy novels have the decency to admit that no literary aspirations were involved.
Something else I read recently is The Story of O by Pauline Reage. It is an erotic novel published in 1954 about dominance and submission. It won the French literature prize Prix des Deux Magots in 1955 and the French government included it on a list of national triumphs to be celebrated in 2004. Apparently it was written on a dare by the author's lover who admired the writings of the Marquis de Sade (warning light!!) and said a woman could never write something like that.
The writing is very good actually, it has a very dreamy style. It's quite tasteful and the words aren't obscene. Wish the sentences weren't so long though. The content, though! Something's not quite right with the characters' heads. It's intense, it's mental, and I hope I don't get nightmares from this.
There is a sort of sequel to it.